My essay that got me my internship, which got me my job.

Why are you applying for a spot in the 2011 Multicultural Advertising Intern Program
and what department(s) do you think you are best suited to intern in?
What is the role of your department(s) of choice in an advertising agency? What are
your career plans after completing the 4Aʼs Multicultural Advertising Intern Program?
How does MAIP fit in to your long‐term career goals?
I am applying for a spot in the 2011 Multicultural Advertising Intern Program because…
Iʼll be honest. Iʼve been sitting here, writing and erasing, writing and erasing, trying to
figure out what would best impress you. “I am applying because this position would
allow me to fully immerse myself in a culture that I would financially be otherwise unable
to experience.” Or, “…because MAIP offers placement in the best, most respected
agencies in advertising.” Or, “…because placement in MAIP allows me to experience,
firsthand, a world Iʼve been studying and obsessing over.” These reasons are all true,
but more-so, Iʼm applying because itʼs where I want to be.

There.

At a great agency.

Copywriting.

I want to write copy. I want to tell whole narratives in 30 seconds. I want to impact and
shock people, leave them laughing, crying, fuming–ready to take up arms and attack.
Or maybe just sit back and reflect. I want them to see how clever I am, how clever I can
be. I want them to sit there and smirk because they know what theyʼve just come
across–what Iʼve just told them–they couldnʼt come up with on their own. I want them to
steal it and use it as their own the next day at work, when they try to impress that
person whoʼs more impressive than they are. I want them to tell that person my quip
and I want this impressive person to feel jealous that he or she didnʼt come up with it
first. I want that to be my job–to come up with a whole premise, a ridiculous scenario, a
common misunderstanding, and turn it into a 15 second episode. I want to hear about a
problem and I want to come up with a solution to help the public realize that they
actually really do need what Iʼm offering. I want to change a personʼs perception in 10
seconds.

Coming away from MAIP, Iʼll have not only been impacted from actually being in the
midst of the advertising industry, but Iʼll have (hopefully) made an impact on others. Iʼll
have made contacts with people who can help me get back into the thick of it after I
graduate. MAIP not only gives me an upper hand with my credentials, but also gives me
actual concrete experience that I can brood over and build upon.
Quite literally, in every way possible, this is what I want to do. I want to work for an
agency as a copywriter. I want to impact people through the advertisements I write. I
want to create something unique. I want to help people in precarious situations. I want
to invigorate. I want to cause a ruckus in 5 seconds. I want to make you jealous. All I
need is 2 seconds. Just hear me out.

Copywriting isn’t for me. I’m now leaning towards art direction…

Art Direction Portfolio

I moved 1,300 miles away; she still can’t take a hint.

How an idea is born.

“What if…”
“How about…”
“Wouldn’t it be cool if…”
“You know what might be funny…”
“Alright…”
“So…”
“Maybe it could…”
“What if we had…”
“It might be neat if…”
“You know what I haven’t seen done yet…”

First week is going pretty well…

Save the trees!

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‎”If you were a brand, which brand would you be and why?”

“I’d be American Sprit Cigarettes. I burn slow and can last a while. I’m great when drinking and can totally help you through a long or rough night. I make people take slightly longer breaks than they should. When I’m around, people generally feel better. Some people don’t get me, and that’s fine. The people who do get me, can’t stay away. If you’re around me too long, you can get lung cancer… Wait, what?”

HARRY POTTER SPOILER

Please don’t click further unless you’re down for a Harry Potter spoiler.

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You really can’t have your cake and eat it too…

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If you weren’t diabetic, you will be…

Chicago Haiku

 

This lil' guy.Oh cruel windy vamp
What does thou to mine long locks
Hats are useless here

 

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April first PSAs

Because knowing is half the battle.

Special April first PSAs for WVFS… I’m so happy!

1. Be weary of very clean glass doors. You may not realize they’re there and walk into them. For more information, call 644-1837.

2. When your foot’s asleep, try not to run. You could trip and fall. For more information, call 644-1838.

3. Beware of bees. For more information, call 644-1837.

4. Disorientation is never a favorable experience. Before stopping to think, consider leaving a bread crumb trail to find your way back. Getting lost in thought is often dangerous. For more information, call 644-1837

5. Women, do you find yourself in unfamiliar places? Are you confused by the white porcelain hanging on a wall? Are men giving you curious glances? You have probably wondered into the mens restroom. Please leave. For more information, call 644-1837.

6. Every Fall, hundreds of “bros” rush. Rushing can be detrimental to your health and your social status. When considering rushing, remember that you may trip and fall. Just chill out bro. For more information, call 644-1837.

7. Animal testing is an increasing problem that affects thousands of animals each year. If you’re considering animal testing, please remember that these animals generally don’t have opposable thumbs and can not fill out a scantron. For more information, call 644-1837.